Gemini Observatory: Northern Operations Center, located at the Mauna Kea Observatory on the summit of the large dormant volcano, Mauna Kea, in Hawaii. Photo credit: Interstellar Studios
Filipenko is probably there right now. When I was in astronomy, professor Filipenko would leave every couple weeks to go to Hawaii to use their telescopes. When he came back, he would always show us pictures of how he spent his time there. The pictures were usually of him in a swimming pool in Hawaii. If I actually understood physics, I would have loved to major in astrophysics. Then I would be able to seduce Aaron Lee and make him impregnate me…